Stuck in the 70s Outlined Retro T-Shirt

Description

Why move on when polyester, disco, and questionable fondue choices still haunt your dreams?

The “Stuck in the 70’s” graphic tee is for anyone who’s emotionally, spiritually, or fashionably stranded somewhere between bell-bottoms and shag carpet. Whether you're reliving your glory days or just wish you were born into them, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: modern life is overrated.

Printed in bold (now breathable!) retro lettering, it’s perfect for turning heads at record stores, roller rinks, or family reunions where you’re still explaining why vinyl sounds better. Made from soft, ring-spun cotton and stitched to survive everything from macramé mishaps to accidental lava lamp spills.

Why You’ll Love It:

Vintage Soul, Modern Cotton – That 70’s vibe, without the scratchy fabric.
Unisex Fit – Because existential nostalgia knows no gender.
Outline Text, Full Impact – The new outlined version keeps you cool while still screaming “peak decade.”

Perfect For:

Throwback parties, vintage fairs, and ironic brunches.
People whose playlists haven’t seen a new song since 1981.
That one cousin who still owns a rotary phone and isn’t joking about it.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50