Bear Attack Tip Funny Retro T-Shirt

If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later.

Grizzly Humor, Literally. 🐻

Meet the Bear Attack Tip tee—perfect for campers, hikers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor and a healthy respect for wildlife. This soft, navy cotton-blend shirt features a tongue-in-cheek survival "tip" that’s sure to earn double takes and laughs (probably nervous ones). Whether you're trekking through the woods or just braving the grocery store, this tee brings fearless vibes and sharp wit.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Ultra-soft, lightweight feel with a broken-in vibe

• Classic unisex fit—great solo or layered under flannel

• Bold print with a distressed, vintage effect

• Perfect for outdoorsy types, dad-joke lovers, and national park fans