Barely Used Bandages Retro T-Shirt
Barely Used Bandages Retro T-Shirt - XS / Black is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Barely Used Bandages Retro T-Shirt
Description
Description
This 1950s-inspired T-shirt is your official uniform for ironic hygiene and questionable decision-making. Straight from your grandma’s medicine cabinet and somehow still moist (yes, we wrote moist), this 1950s-style T-shirt celebrates the world’s sketchiest wound care. Featuring a retro-distressed logo for Barely Used Bandage and a slogan that sounds reassuring if you don’t think too hard, this tee is a throwback to a simpler (and slightly grosser) time.
Printed on ultra-comfy cotton blend tee, it’s perfect for vintage lovers, sarcasm specialists, and anyone who thinks tetanus is just a suggestion.
🩹 Distressed retro graphic
🩹 Soft, breathable fabric (no used adhesive included)
🩹 Looks great at potlucks, bowling leagues, and ironic brunches
🩹 Machine washable (unlike the band-aids)
Warning: Shirt is safe. Product it references is probably not.
Care instructions
Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low. Iron if you absolutely must. Do not bleach or dry clean, no matter how dirty it makes you feel.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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