Only Whores Can Read This - Funny Shirt

Perfect for pairing with anything from acid-washed jeans, neon joggers, or the crushing weight of yet another social obligation, this tee is your new sidekick in navigating life’s endless barrage of absurdity. Get ready for fun at the family holiday party and casually dominating your weekend plans outings; this shirt is going to be hotter than the guy who shows up with a mullet and a dream.

Call the shots.  With your shirt.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is softer than your last compliment. The lightweight fabric is perfect for whatever nonsense life throws at you, while the tear-away label means there’s nothing standing between you and unbothered bliss. It’s like a warm hug from the universe—but with way less effort and none of the emotional baggage.

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough to make you question why all shirts aren’t this comfortable.
• Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) – light enough to keep you cool, even when the world around you is melting down.
• Classic fit – because you didn’t wake up today to deal with ill-fitting clothing or high expectations.
• Tear-away label – because the only thing worse than someone talking too much is a scratchy tag.
• Ethically made with US-grown cotton – your tee might care about the world, even if your Saturday plans don’t.

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  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50