Hitchhiker Pro Thumb Balm 70s T-Shirt
Hitchhiker Pro Thumb Balm 70s T-Shirt - XS / Black is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Hitchhiker Pro Thumb Balm 70s T-Shirt
Description
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Take your hitchhiking game to pro levels with this "Hitchhike Pro" graphic tee—because the open road deserves more than just an average thumb. Designed for smooth rides, bold roadside stances, and questionable diner choices, this shirt is your ticket to free rides and unsolicited life advice from strangers.
[Disclaimer: At CognitiveShift, we’ve watched way too many episodes of Criminal Minds and Forensic Files to actually endorse hitchhiking. This shirt and its description are strictly for entertainment purposes. Wear responsibly.]
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight, breathable shirt doesn’t just survive the journey—it owns it. Whether you're flagging down a rusty pickup or philosophizing under a truck stop neon sign, this tee's got your back (and your chest).
Why You’ll Love It:
- Roadside Swagger: A graphic that shouts, “I’ve got places to be, and someone else’s gas to get me there.”
- Comfort to Go the Distance: Soft cotton fabric that keeps you cool when the miles pile up.
- Unisex Fit: For everyone who knows hitchhiking isn’t just a mode of travel—it’s a lifestyle.
Perfect For:
- Open roads, questionable motels, and classic car shows.
- Wanderers who know that the journey is the destination.
- Those who can turn a thumb and a dream into an adventure worth telling (or exaggerating).
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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