Stars! Blue Atomic - Retro Button Up Shirt

Designed to clash spectacularly with your zebra-print bell bottoms, embrace those amphibious waders, or give a nod to the carefree, au naturel enthusiast, this shirt screams ‘retro’ with the subtlety of a bullhorn at a library. The eye-catching pattern and kaleidoscope colors are set to make you more noticeable than a philosophizing parrot at a silent meditation retreat.

Unleash the ludicrous.

The shirt's cut is as reliable as grandpa’s 4 p.m. tapioca time, with a notch lapel collar that’s reminiscent of the golden age of bowling alley monarchs. The chest pocket? It’s an abyss ready to swallow the most eclectic of ephemera: a yo-yo, three and a half paperclips, a coupon for expired milk, or even the rarest of commodities—a lost sock from the laundry. This fabric blend isn’t just comfortable, it's like wearing a hug from a cloud wearing sunglasses.

Material: 95% polyester nostalgia, 5% spandex, because your torso deserves to party like it's 1959.

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