Retired! Button Up Bowling Style - Retro Button Up Shirt

Slip into the shirt that’s a high-five to your face for all those still grinding the 9-to-5. It’s not just a wardrobe choice, it’s a brazen declaration: “I’ve escaped the rat race, and yes, I’m rubbing it in your over-caffeinated faces.”

Be that guy. The one who’s become a walking, talking billboard for the retired life, flaunting it like a middle finger to alarm clocks everywhere.

Pair it with those khaki shorts, velcro sandals, or heck, throw caution to the wind and rock it with those scandalously high socks and sandals. This shirt screams “I’m on permanent vacation” louder than a broken espresso machine on a Monday morning.

The boxy fit? That’s just your comfort zone expanding. The notch lapel collar? It’s your casual nod to a life where neckties are just a distant, unpleasant memory. And let’s not overlook that chest pocket – perfectly sized for stashing your bingo cards and all the phone numbers you collect at the early bird special.

Wear it proudly to your next reunion. Show up at your old workplace just for kicks. Because nothing says “I’m doing better than you” quite like a shirt that broadcasts your lack of schedule to the world.

• Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Medium fabric (7.23 oz/yd² (245 g/m²))
• Regular fit
• Chest pocket