✂️ "My First Scissor Fight" Retro T-Shirt
✂️ "My First Scissor Fight" Retro T-Shirt - XS / Black is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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✂️ "My First Scissor Fight" Retro T-Shirt
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✂️ "My First Scissor Fight" Retro T-Shirt
Oh the memories!
This shirt takes "playground battles" to a whole new level with its cheeky graphic of two kids locked in a hilariously dramatic scissor showdown. Its vintage innocence meets dark humor—perfect for anyone who enjoys a side of irony with their fashion.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee brings premium comfort and bold style to your everyday look. Whether you're reminiscing about the good old days (or glad they're over), this design sparks both laughs and double-takes.
Key Features:
- Bold Retro Design: The art of chaos, cleverly disguised in childhood nostalgia.
- Ultra-Soft Feel: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because rebellion shouldn’t chafe.
- Timeless Fit: A classic cut and crew neckline for effortless wearability.
- Durable Graphics: High-quality print that’s as unrelenting as your humor.
Why You'll Love It:
- Turns heads and starts conversations (you might have to finish them).
- Blends vintage charm with a cheeky modern edge.
- Lightweight and breathable for total comfort—even under judgmental stares.
Perfect For:
- Quirky, casual outfits that pack a punch.
- Fans of retro designs with an ironic twist.
- Gift-givers who know "dark humor" isn’t just a phase.
- Standing out at concerts, festivals, or backyard scissor duels (please don’t).
Warning: Wear responsibly. This shirt may inspire uncontrollable laughter or philosophical debates about playground etiquette.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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