Plutonium Polish Retro Graphic T-Shirt

Glow Up Your Wardrobe

Shine brighter than a freshly polished countertop (and maybe even glow in the dark—just kidding… we hope) with this "Plutonium Polish" Graphic Tee. Designed for lovers of absurd retro humor and radioactive charm, this shirt is a nostalgic nod to the days when we thought putting plutonium in household products was probably a good idea.

Made from lightweight, buttery-soft 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s as wearable as it is conversation-starting. Whether you're lounging at home or deflecting compliments at a 50s-themed diner, this tee's got you covered in all the right kinds of vintage vibes.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Atomic Absurdity: A retro-inspired design that’s equal parts hilarious and radioactive-chic.
• Soft & Comfy: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a smooth blend of nostalgia and comfort.
• Unisex Fit: Designed for anyone bold enough to let their wardrobe "glow."
• Durable Print: Stays vivid even after multiple washes—because this level of humor is timeless.

Perfect For:

• Fans of vintage ads that make you go, "Wait, they really did that?"
• Casual Fridays, quirky meetups, or sipping coffee while plotting world domination.
• Gifting to your favorite science enthusiast, retro fan, or absurdist friend.

  	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

   

[Disclaimer: Shirt does not actually contain plutonium or polish. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter and admiration from strangers.]